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Best deal in town
Age 58 From Eau Claire, Wisconsin - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Six foot one, 265 pounds, starting to go grey(but it is all there). I am an Iowa farmboy who is back in school working on a degree in counseling. No bolt on accesories or missing appendages, though blind in one eye. I come fully equiped with one dog and a five year old son. This package deal offer comes complete with a minivan, but hurry, quantities are limited.
I have traveled to seven different countries, lived on both coasts, and many of the states in between. Being a dad has slowed down the traveling a bit but my son is getting old enough to let us get moving again.
I like walking hand in hand on the beach at sunset where we can share our dreams and aspirations--then we can poke the dead things we find with sticks.
My hobbies include: picking up toys a few thousand times; being a horse, a monster, a dog, a bear, ...; explaning "why" to most anything; and kissing "boo-boos, "owwies" and other assorted injuries (real or imagined).
I am looking to engage in activities a little more adult in nature with someone special, but they will have to understand my comitments to my son, my job, and my education.
We don't get any do-overs in life so come on outside and play.
Sign  
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Hands
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Medical / Health
My Job Title Is  
Student/ Mental health activities specia
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Family, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
On Holidays
My Political Views Are  
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
To survive. Hmmm...to be a good human being that left the world a better place. To raise my son to be productive, caring, and happy. To have people who actually miss me when I am gone. To live a life that makes me satisfied. To have a passionate and loving mate. To always have peole to love and they love me in return. To see and experience as much as I possibly can. To be happy.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, Sports, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Metal, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Latin, Soul, Reggae, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Golfing, biking, canoeing, kissing, woodworking, horseback riding, camping, fishing, **** working on the farm, movies, playing at the park, rough-housing, playing games, anoying cats, poking dead things with sticks, getting naked, swimming, lifting weights, and running around in circles until we all fall down

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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